Friday, January 14, 2005

Hey kids, get drunk without getting carded.

A lady in Michigan was arrested for a DUI because she had consumed three glasses of Listerine. According to the manufacturer, Listerine contains 26.9% alcohol. That's some ill shiznit. That's about 5 times the alcohol of a normal beer.

You could get hammered on that stuff and have the minty fresh breath to avoid suspicion of being drunk. Also it must cost less than the average bottle of rum or vodka. At the same time, no one is going to try and card you for buying Listerine.

It's probably not all that healthy to drink Listerine, but it's a heck of an idea.

# posted by ChuckJerry : 1/14/2005 08:59:00 PM
Comments:
It hurts the insides of my mouth to even gargle with Listerine, it's that potent. Maybe my gums and inner cheeks are torn up or something, but it feels like I may as well be bleaching the inside of my mouth when I use Listerine.

CONSUMED three glasses? Holy mackerel. Either she's insane or was just really hard up to get drunk and liquor wasn't available anywhere.
# posted by Blogger Max : Sunday, January 16, 2005
 
if she was mad drunk, how did she pass a breathalyzer teset?

-luke
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