The Arbitrary ChuckJerry

Max is wondering what the worst rap lyric of all time is. I guess it just follows to ask what the best rap lyric of all time is. There are lots of great ones, here's a few. Pardon the profanity in some of them:

"Niggas I leave 'em, awestruck. Bitches, all fucked.
Your single 99 cents, mines was 4 bucks."
Jay Z - Imaginary Playas

"Take 7 MCs put 'em up in a line.
Take 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme.
Well it'll take 7 more before I go for mine.
And that's 21 MCs ate up at the same time"
Rakim - My Melody

"Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these niggas think they be mackin' but they be actin'
Who they attractin' with that line, "What's your name what's your sign"
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, who you be with
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvous at the bar around two."
Notorious BIG - Big Poppa

Really all of "Stan" by Eminem could go here, but I think the best line is:
"Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass.
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it.
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect"

"Excuse me, would you take my order I have to go
Shashawna's got a real job, dag don't you know!
Oh yeah, Now I recognize
The real real bitty with the fake fake eyes."
De La Soul - Bitties in the BK Lounge

"Got concrete rhymes been rappin' for ten years and
Even when I'm braggin' I'm bein' sincere"
and
"Never retire or put my mike on the shelf.
The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself.
Not bitter or mad just provin' I'm bad.
You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad."
LL Cool J - I'm Bad

"I want a girl with extensions in her hair,
bamboo earrings, at least two pair,
a Fendi bag, and a bad attitude.
That's all I need to get me in a good mood."
LL Cool J - Around The Way Girl

"It ain't hard to tell, I kick the skill like Shaquille holds a pill.
Vocabulary spills I'm Ill
plus Matic. I freak beats slam it like Iron Shiek
Jam like a tech with correct techniques.
So analyze me, surprise me, but can't magmatize me.
Scannin while you're plannin ways to sabatoge me.
I leave em froze like her-on in your nose.
Nas'll rock well, it ain't hard to tell."
Nas - It ain't hard to tell.

"Drop that, and now you want me to rap and give?
Say somethin' positive? Well positive ain't where I lived.
I lived right around a corner from west hell
Two blocks from south shit, and once in a jail cell"
Naughty by Nature - Everything's Gonna Be Alright

"Fallin' back on that ass with a hellified gangsta lean.
Gettin' funky on the mic like an old batch of collard greens.
It's the capital S oh yes, so fresh N double O P
D O double G Y, D O double G, ya see."
Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But a G Thang.

"Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which court, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day"
and
"Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp."
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day."
Ice Cube - It was a Good Day

There are a ton more. Everyone has to leave at least one in the comments. Don't front.