The Arbitrary ChuckJerry

In the past couple of days I have heard a rash of stories about guys losing their testicles and I'm, quite frankly, a little disturbed.

This guy lost a testicle through no fault of his own when his doctor rushed to remove it even though the tumor on it was benign, and it didn't need to be removed. (This story originally sent to me by Goldman)

Another dude lost a testicle when his girlfriend got mad at him after he wouldn't sleep with her. According to the story, she literally ripped it off his body. And then to keep it from him she hid it in her mouth. Any volunteers to be her next boyfriend? (This story originally reported to me by Luke)

Clearly the most fucked up story is the guy who cut off his own testicles with a kitchen knife because England lost a rugby match to Wales. He was bragging in the bar that England would win and said he would cut his balls off if they didn't. No one made him do it, everyone was willing to let it go, no one even thought he was serious it seems, but he went down the street to his house and cut them off. One question, how many pints of Guinness did this guy have during the match? (This story originally posted by Daffy)