The Arbitrary ChuckJerry

The following conversation ensued between myself and a student:

"You know, mista, you need more skills."
"Huh? You mean like numchuck skills?"
"No, I mean teaching skills."
"But it's just the first day, we haven't learned anything yet."
"Yeah, but you need to improve your skills."
"How do you know? What if I told you you needed to improve your studenting skills?"
"But you don't know that yet, mista, we didn't do any work yet."
"Well, how do you know I need to improve my teaching skills if I didn't teach you anything yet?"
"Well, I guess so. But it's pretty boring so far."