The Arbitrary ChuckJerry

Here's a stupid conversation I had with my students, through no fault of my own. The prologue is that one of my students told me she was going to New Jersey over the weekend since she knows I'm from New Jersey:

Student 1: "Mista, I went to New Jersey this weekend and nobody knew who you were."
Me: "What do you mean?"
Student 1: "I asked everyone if they knew Mr. Gardner and nobody did."
Me: "Where in New Jersey did you go?"
Student 1: "Garfield."
Me: "Well, I'm not from there. I don't know anyone in Garfield."
Student 2 (hearing only the last part): "Garfield? I know that nigga. He's that cat. He's mad boring."